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Total Medals Earned: 666 (From 78 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 12,060 Points

Paper Warfare

Airman Unlocked 3/10/10
10 Points
Finished Level 2
Airman Basic Unlocked 3/10/10
10 Points
Finished Level 1
Airman First Class 25 Points Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Master Sergeant 25 Points Finished Level 7
Senior Airman 25 Points Finished Level 4
Staff Sergeant 25 Points Finished Level 5
Technical Sergeant 25 Points Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Captain 50 Points Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Chief Master Sergeant 50 Points Finished Level 9
Senior Master Sergeant 50 Points Finished Level 8
Major 100 Points Completed the game.

Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/395 points)

Pico Blast

Gretel Unlocked 4/25/09
5 Points
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Nine-tacle Unlocked 4/25/09
10 Points
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
UFOh Noes! Unlocked 4/25/09
10 Points
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Magma-nimous Unlocked 4/25/09
25 Points
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Brain-muffin 25 Points Defeat Hansel's brain.
To Safety 25 Points Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.

Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/100 points)

Pico's School

Marc Summers Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overkill Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Unlocked 4/24/09
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save the Day Unlocked 4/24/09
100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Brutal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/7 (250/260 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 2/26/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 2/26/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 2/26/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 2/26/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 2/26/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 2/26/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Creditz Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 2/26/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 2/26/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZAMBONI Unlocked 3/2/09
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo Unlocked 2/26/09
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Nose Diver Unlocked 3/8/09
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! Unlocked 3/7/09
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
King of the Portal Unlocked 3/7/09
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter Unlocked 3/7/09
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 16/23 (260/540 points)

Punk-o-matic 2

Inspiration Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
Learn 1 cover!
New Comer Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
Play a good concert at the garage!
Perfectionist I Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
Play a perfect song during a concert!
Streak Novice Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
Do a 100 notes streak!
Junk Keeper 5 Points Collect 10 stage items!
Crazy Gig 10 Points Play a sold-out concert at the concert hall!
From The Best 10 Points Learn 5 covers!
Full Bar 10 Points Play a sold-out concert at the bar!
Junk Amateur 10 Points Collect 25 stage items!
Local Punker 10 Points Play a good concert at the bar!
Perfectionist II 10 Points Play 2 perfect songs during a concert!
Popular 10 Points Play a sold-out concert at the garage!
Rising Star 10 Points Play a good concert at the theater!
Serious Player 10 Points Play a good concert at the concert hall!
Streak Apprentice 10 Points Do a 250 notes streak!
Grand Night 25 Points Play a sold-out concert at the theater!
Homage 25 Points Learn 15 covers!
Junk Hunter 25 Points Collect 50 stage items!
Perfectionist III 25 Points Play 3 perfect songs during a concert!
Rocking The World 25 Points Play a sold-out concert at the stadium!
Shining Star 25 Points Play a good concert at the stadium!
Streak Master 25 Points Do a 500 notes streak!
Cover Band 50 Points Learn 30 covers!
Junk Collector 50 Points Collect 100 stage items!
Punk Legend 50 Points Play a good concert at the park!
Writing History 50 Points Play a sold-out concert at the park!

Medals Earned: 4/26 (20/500 points)

Red Moon

Art Piece Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points
Collect 1 concept art.
Introduction Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Mere 5 Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points
Defeat 5 enemies.
Sound of Music Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points
Collect 1 sound track.
Art Collector 25 Points Collect all concept art.
Halfway There 25 Points Complete half of the game.
Killer 30 25 Points Defeat 30 enemies.
Sound Guru 25 Points Collect all sound tracks.
Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King 50 Points Complete the game.
Slayer 80 50 Points Defeat 80 enemies.
Orb Hunter 100 Points Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity 100 Points Complete the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/490 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

A Little Birdie Told Me. Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 2/18/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster Unlocked 2/18/10
100 Points
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)

Sally's Cats

Tutorialized Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
Beat the tutorial levels.
Flame On Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points
Set a cat on fire.
No Borders 10 Points Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evader 25 Points Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Pyromaniac 50 Points Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Saviour 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/200 points)

Score!

Deaf Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
The sound of silence...
Frotteurism Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
Let's take this outside!
Quitter Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
Put em up.
Alpha Male Unlocked 2/12/10
10 Points
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As Unlocked 2/12/10
10 Points
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound Unlocked 2/12/10
10 Points
Drink til you drop.
Cock Block Unlocked 2/12/10
10 Points
Chicks before dicks.
Hungry Unlocked 2/12/10
10 Points
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag Unlocked 2/12/10
10 Points
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting Unlocked 2/12/10
25 Points
Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural Unlocked 2/12/10
25 Points
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman Unlocked 2/12/10
25 Points
Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... Unlocked 2/12/10
50 Points
...a hell of a good time!
Casanova Unlocked 2/12/10
50 Points
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! Unlocked 2/12/10
100 Points
You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/22/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Backfire Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)